Just try to guess whether this headline came from the Sports or Society pages. Go on, I dare you.
Campbell, cool in blue, eyes green
(You looked at the URL, didn’t you? You cheater.)
(Um, or you figured out they don’t do Society pages anymore.)
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.