Kris Straub is the April Foolmaster, so much so that he can get away with doing his prank on March 31. Go look at Checkerboard Nightmare right now!
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.