Whoo, it’s April Fools.
Hey, look out! You’ve got a spider on your back.
No, I’m just kidding. See? April Fools.
is a blog by Brendan
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.
Whoo, it’s April Fools.
Hey, look out! You’ve got a spider on your back.
No, I’m just kidding. See? April Fools.