I was going to write this whole whiny entry about how Ian never brings me the stuff he says he’s going to bring me, but really I don’t care that much. I’m just bored, and it’s being a very long work day. Entertain me!
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.