Hey guys? Yeah, you know who you are. My… clientele.
I know you’ve been waiting. And I gotta tell you, it’s worth it.
That’s right. I got a little something for you.
Oh, sure, you can read it. As long as it doesn’t leave this apartment.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.