There is a package coming to me. I live in Louisville. Where the big UPS hub is.
Somebody sold you a bad algorithm, UPS.
Update 10.25.2006 0057 hrs:
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.