Apparently nobody thinks my last post was a joke. It was a joke! I’m glad Mr. Burns likes Anacrusis, and as I stated in the post that started this whole caboodle, I was interested to see what he thought of it. I said “I lose” because if you compare my post on Websnark with his post on Anacrusis, it would appear that he’s a gracious and respectful critic and I’m Mister Low-Traffic Sour Grapes. In fact, he’s a gracious and respectful critic and I’m Mister Low-Traffic Concord Grapes, or possible Cran-Grape White Peach Blend.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.