Me: (scrolling through Tivo) We have a couple of Novas…
Maria: What are they on? …No, I’m not interested in those.
Me: But this one has lemurs!
Maria: No. No. You know what they should make one about?
Me: What?
Maria: Unicorns.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.