{"id":543,"date":"2010-01-11T22:02:37","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T03:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2010\/01\/11\/when-you-live-with-mombo\/"},"modified":"2010-01-11T22:03:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T03:03:06","slug":"when-you-live-with-mombo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2010\/01\/11\/when-you-live-with-mombo\/","title":{"rendered":"When you live with Mombo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you live with Mombo you have to:<br \/>\n1. Watch DAYS OF OUR LIVES<br \/>\n2. Or FOX NEWS<br \/>\n3. Or the Mass on EWTN at noon<br \/>\n4. Eat oatmeal with tumeric<br \/>\n5. Fix the toilet flusher<br \/>\n6. Pray before meals<br \/>\n7. Fill water bottles<br \/>\n8. Laugh a lot<br \/>\n9. Fuss at the dogs<br \/>\n10. Thank God every day for your mother<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/100_2528.jpg' title='100_2528.jpg'><img src='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/100_2528.thumbnail.jpg' alt='100_2528.jpg' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you live with Mombo you have to: 1. Watch DAYS OF OUR LIVES 2. Or FOX NEWS 3. Or the Mass on EWTN at noon 4. Eat oatmeal with tumeric 5. Fix the toilet flusher 6. Pray before meals 7. Fill water bottles 8. Laugh a lot 9. Fuss at the dogs 10. Thank [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}