Now I have taken the Yorkshire Estate dogs for a very high tech walk. At first, if I came home before Jerome and Janet, they would hide under the bed (the dogs). Now they know me, and Winston even expects me to play ROOSTER or MONKEY with him ( that’s when I chase him around the house while he is carrying either a ROOSTER or a MONKEY in his mouth). So tonight Jerome and Janet both had meetings so I was to walk the dogs. Here is the order of events (it is raining or sleeting out, and it is dark):<\/p>\n
\n Put on fleece vest.<\/p>\n
\n Put on winter coat with hood.<\/p>\n
\n Put on hat with headlight on the top, then take it off to turn on headlight, and then put it back on.<\/p>\n
\n Put on reflctor vest so I look like the safety patrol boy.<\/p>\n
\n Put fancy retractable leash on Winston.<\/p>\n
\n Put fancy retractable leash on Whitley.<\/p>\n
\n Clip flasher light on Winston’s collar, then take it of because I have in on light rather than on flasher, then put it back on.<\/p>\n
\n Clip flasher light on Whitley’s collar while he complains in his big dog growl coming out of a little dog throat because he hates the flasher and thinks it makes him look girlie and all the other neighborhood dogs make fun of him when he wears it.<\/p>\n
\n Unlock and open front door.<\/p>\n
\n Walk around as Yorkies pee on as many things as possible.<\/p>\n
\n What a wonderful world!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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