{"id":347,"date":"2009-03-10T16:39:27","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T21:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2009\/03\/10\/flood\/"},"modified":"2009-04-12T17:00:18","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T22:00:18","slug":"flood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2009\/03\/10\/flood\/","title":{"rendered":"Flood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today the great flood happened inside Kelley Ridge. It was just your birthday, Joe, and I was thinking about you, missing you, and feeling so smug about taking care of your house during the ice storm. Then I left for a night, the pipes froze in the Hobbit Hole, and I returnedto 24 hours worth of water in the basement which entered from two floors above. Are you watching my defeat?<a href='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/100_4771.JPG' title='Flood'><img src='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/100_4771.JPG' alt='Flood' \/><a href='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/100_4787.JPG' title='100_4787.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/100_4787.JPG' alt='100_4787.JPG' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/100_4775.JPG' title='100_4775.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/100_4775.JPG' alt='100_4775.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today the great flood happened inside Kelley Ridge. It was just your birthday, Joe, and I was thinking about you, missing you, and feeling so smug about taking care of your house during the ice storm. Then I left for a night, the pipes froze in the Hobbit Hole, and I returnedto 24 hours worth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}