{"id":31,"date":"2007-01-31T16:56:01","date_gmt":"2007-01-31T21:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/01\/31\/the-largest-potential-stink\/"},"modified":"2007-01-31T16:56:01","modified_gmt":"2007-01-31T21:56:01","slug":"the-largest-potential-stink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/01\/31\/the-largest-potential-stink\/","title":{"rendered":"The Largest Potential Stink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I left Kelley Ridge on Sunday morning for Sacred Heart, I decided to put Greg in the car first because he was jumping all around, oh so excited, because he wanted to come along. Once I got him in the car, I finished loading things without having him potentially trip me (which he has done before, like the time I caught the dining room tablecloth on fire with the burner on high trying to boil water to take out a wine stain). Well, in this way I avoided a possible incident because as we left the HUGEST skunk I&#8217;ve ever seen walked right across in front of the car. Had Greg not been sequestered, he would have taken off after it, gotten sprayed, I would have had to leave him at KR, and so on and so on. MIS-adventure averted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I left Kelley Ridge on Sunday morning for Sacred Heart, I decided to put Greg in the car first because he was jumping all around, oh so excited, because he wanted to come along. Once I got him in the car, I finished loading things without having him potentially trip me (which he has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}