{"id":30,"date":"2007-02-06T21:56:20","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T02:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/02\/06\/sometimes-youre-the-bug\/"},"modified":"2007-02-06T21:56:20","modified_gmt":"2007-02-07T02:56:20","slug":"sometimes-youre-the-bug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/02\/06\/sometimes-youre-the-bug\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes You&#8217;re the Bug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, the bad luck started when I went to school on a day that school was closed. I thought I was on a phone tree that would call me, but my branch must have broken off.  That night I woke up with what felt like a boulder in the middle of my stomach, and I started going into the pit. I still tried to work at 4th Street for part of the day (I have started a BIRTHDAY BLITZ month where I am trying to get a monumental amount of work done on that project as a birthday present to myself), but by Saturday night I was majorly in the pit with what Mombo always called &#8220;the runs.&#8221; It wasn&#8217;t pretty.  Then the fever and aches and chills started. A day moaning in bed&#8211;what a way to spend the Superbowl.  I decided I was still too sick to try school, but then school was delayed an hour (of course on a day I was sick anyway). I felt better today and started off early from Kelley Ridge only to blow out a tire short of Danville. Fortunately, my rosary or my Michaels protected me, and I found a piece of shoulder to get off on. A quick call to Jeanne saved the day as she called Cliff and got me the number for Cingular Road Assistance (which I can never remember). Cliff sent me on to school in his big honkin&#8217; mashugadare truck while he waited for the Assistance person in my homeless person car complete with a mouse nest, rotten banana peels, and 3 degree weather. He said it made him think about life. Yep. I reckon. The only person who stopped to ask me if I needed help was a nice young Hispanic man in a GO BIG BLUE sweatshirt. Cliff said he had more people stop and ask him, but he sat there longer. He said they were usually people who looked like they didn&#8217;t have much money. Makes you think. I&#8217;m a lucky one. I have Clan on call. So, yeah, maybe the bad luck&#8217;s over. Sometimes you&#8217;re the windshield.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, the bad luck started when I went to school on a day that school was closed. I thought I was on a phone tree that would call me, but my branch must have broken off. That night I woke up with what felt like a boulder in the middle of my stomach, and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24,4,45,37,46,32,34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}