{"id":256,"date":"2008-06-27T13:08:09","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T18:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2008\/06\/27\/joan-vs-the-volcano\/"},"modified":"2008-06-27T14:12:13","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T19:12:13","slug":"joan-vs-the-volcano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2008\/06\/27\/joan-vs-the-volcano\/","title":{"rendered":"Joan vs. the Volcano"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/100_40141.JPG' title='At the volcano'><img src='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/100_40141.JPG' alt='At the volcano' \/><\/a>There are some things that, once you have done them, you know you will never do them again&#8211;like the time I white-water rafted the Colorado with Nancy and almost died (I thought). Well, last night I climbed a volcano with my kids and saw molten lava and rocks being spewed into the night sky like Pele being told by her hygienist, &#8220;OK, now, spit,&#8221; and that made all the difference.<a href='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/100_4013.JPG' title='100_4013.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/100_4013.JPG' alt='100_4013.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are some things that, once you have done them, you know you will never do them again&#8211;like the time I white-water rafted the Colorado with Nancy and almost died (I thought). Well, last night I climbed a volcano with my kids and saw molten lava and rocks being spewed into the night sky like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,13,14,80,41,44,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}