{"id":234,"date":"2008-04-08T14:21:25","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2008\/04\/08\/lessons-from-joans-life-part-four\/"},"modified":"2008-04-08T14:21:25","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:21:25","slug":"lessons-from-joans-life-part-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2008\/04\/08\/lessons-from-joans-life-part-four\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons from Joan&#8217;s Life&#8211;Part Four"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t leave your purse in your car overnight on the front seat, even if your car is parked in front of your house. I got home from Bible study and was so tired, I had determined I would go straight to bed, which I did. I could not even tell you whether I locked the car, but I had the keys with me, which ordinarily means that I have locked the car. But when I got ready to leave at 6:30 this morning, the driver&#8217;s door was slightly ajar, my purse was gone, my other bag was dumped, and my camera and jump drive has been taken as well. I never carry much cash, but I had extra because I owed a friend some money, and I had also bought 100 forever stamps in anticipation of the postage going up next month (that&#8217;ll teach ya&#8217; to try and outwit the old U. S. of A., you hussy!). I had taken in my briefcase, my cell phone, and my laptop, fortunately. So today I had to take off work and call all the right 800 numbers. Now, I hope my identity won&#8217;t be stolen, although sometimes I feel like someone might be doing me a favor!! Maybe I need to start a whole new life! Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t leave your purse in your car overnight on the front seat, even if your car is parked in front of your house. I got home from Bible study and was so tired, I had determined I would go straight to bed, which I did. I could not even tell you whether I locked the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,11,34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}