{"id":181,"date":"2007-12-12T22:03:33","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T03:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/12\/12\/its-been-raining-forever-and-thats-not-good-for-shoes\/"},"modified":"2007-12-13T22:25:18","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T03:25:18","slug":"its-been-raining-forever-and-thats-not-good-for-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/12\/12\/its-been-raining-forever-and-thats-not-good-for-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s been raining forever and that&#8217;s not good for shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I put on my dark green suede Christmas shoes, and then on the way into school I accidentally walked through a puddle, and about 15 minutes later one sole felt sort of flappy, and then the other one did, and then they both just fell off. So I went around all day with green suede on the top of my feet and a sort of gauze on the bottom. Don&#8217;t think I didn&#8217;t try to Elmer&#8217;s glue them on during my lunch break. I even weighed them down with encyclopedias. But as soon as I put them back on they flapped off, and then I had to wipe off the leftover Elmer&#8217;s before the next class came in. I know you won&#8217;t believe this, but sometimes even duct tape doesn&#8217;t work. Walking to the car at the end of the day was pretty soppy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I put on my dark green suede Christmas shoes, and then on the way into school I accidentally walked through a puddle, and about 15 minutes later one sole felt sort of flappy, and then the other one did, and then they both just fell off. So I went around all day with green [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[34],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}