{"id":167,"date":"2007-08-19T20:28:12","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T01:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/08\/19\/ashes-ashes-all-fall-down\/"},"modified":"2007-08-19T20:28:12","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T01:28:12","slug":"ashes-ashes-all-fall-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/2007\/08\/19\/ashes-ashes-all-fall-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Ashes, Ashes, All Fall Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today I went to an antique sale in Burlington, Kentucky with my new friend Jerry and when I got back to Sharon and Mike&#8217;s where I am helping KK house-sit, there was a tree down in their yard! It looked like it was rotten, but still. . .<br \/>\nThe same thing happened to Jerome and Janet when KK and I went to England with them. So I guess the new rule is:<br \/>\nIf you go to England with Joan and Caitlan or if your go to England and have Joan and Caitlan house-sit, a tree will fall down in your yard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today I went to an antique sale in Burlington, Kentucky with my new friend Jerry and when I got back to Sharon and Mike&#8217;s where I am helping KK house-sit, there was a tree down in their yard! It looked like it was rotten, but still. . . The same thing happened to Jerome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,14,25,10,15,7,40],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/mom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}