{"id":997,"date":"2007-07-02T04:00:20","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T09:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/07\/02\/fish-cowboy\/"},"modified":"2009-07-22T07:09:12","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T15:09:12","slug":"fish-cowboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/07\/02\/fish-cowboy\/","title":{"rendered":"Fish Cowboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"101 on the first try!  I think I post that excitedly every time it happens.\">\n<p>Fish Cowboy climbs down off his horse and dunks his head greedily in the trough.   &#8220;Brbgbrbgbl,&#8221; he gasps in relief.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Slow Angus Wallach takes a leak in that trough every Monday,&#8221; drawls a watching man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No he doesn&#8217;t,&#8221; Fish Cowboy says gravely, emerging.  &#8220;I happen to know he takes his leaks exclusively in your mouth, Chili John Gonzalez.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They grin and clasp hands hard.  &#8220;Freak!&#8221; calls someone from the other side of the street, before kicking his horse to a trot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wish people wouldn&#8217;t say things like that,&#8221; frowns Chili John.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Forget it,&#8221; says Fish Cowboy, &#8220;you can&#8217;t help that birthmark.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fish Cowboy climbs down off his horse and dunks his head greedily in the trough. &#8220;Brbgbrbgbl,&#8221; he gasps in relief. &#8220;Slow Angus Wallach takes a leak in that trough every Monday,&#8221; drawls a watching man. &#8220;No he doesn&#8217;t,&#8221; Fish Cowboy says gravely, emerging. &#8220;I happen to know he takes his leaks exclusively in your mouth, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[734,1782,1783],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chili-john","tag-fish-cowboy","tag-slow-angus-wallach"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3135,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions\/3135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}