{"id":996,"date":"2007-06-29T04:00:29","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T09:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/06\/29\/pablo\/"},"modified":"2009-07-22T07:06:58","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T15:06:58","slug":"pablo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/06\/29\/pablo\/","title":{"rendered":"Pablo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It starts when Pablo over at Casa Caf&eacute; figures out that you can fold a tortilla into a box, with origami instructions, and plunk it in a fryer to make it hold the shape.  Vasily from Salsalito&#8217;s works out how to do the little squeezy-openy-boxes, and the arms race is on.<\/p>\n<p>Pablo gets the paper crane first;  Vasily starts selling Enchiladas Tigres.  They accelerate quickly to self-opening ikebana, then butterflies with wings fried to translucence.  But Vasily&#8217;s katanatillas are open warfare.<\/p>\n<p>Squads of taco ninjas sail over Fourth Street now, blackly sombreroed, their delicious shuriken scenting the air.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It starts when Pablo over at Casa Caf&eacute; figures out that you can fold a tortilla into a box, with origami instructions, and plunk it in a fryer to make it hold the shape. Vasily from Salsalito&#8217;s works out how to do the little squeezy-openy-boxes, and the arms race is on. Pablo gets the paper [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1778,1779],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pablo","tag-vasily"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3130,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions\/3130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}