{"id":99,"date":"2006-12-13T08:29:33","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T13:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/13\/odysseus\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T12:58:40","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T20:58:40","slug":"odysseus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/13\/odysseus\/","title":{"rendered":"Odysseus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Wheeler, who is god of water, communication, jewelry and squirrels\">\n<p>&#8220;Now <i>that&#8217;s<\/i> a suitably epic conclusion!&#8221; smirks Odysseus, wiping blood from his spear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Epic?&#8221; says Athena.  &#8220;That muse doesn&#8217;t exist yet, and this is the second epic ever, and its conclusion is me <i>ex machina.<\/i>  Again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I could have taken them,&#8221; says Odysseus, smearing bloody hands onto his bloody breastplate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Obviously,&#8221; mumbles Laertes.  &#8220;You already killed their sons.  And grandsons.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whatevs!&#8221; says Odysseus, wading into bloody surf to blood the blood off his bloodblood.  &#8220;I&#8217;m king again, at least until I die peacefully, in water, as prophesied!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t that something shiny?&#8221; points Athena.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow!&#8221; says Odysseus, and strikes out from shore.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Now that&#8217;s a suitably epic conclusion!&#8221; smirks Odysseus, wiping blood from his spear. &#8220;Epic?&#8221; says Athena. &#8220;That muse doesn&#8217;t exist yet, and this is the second epic ever, and its conclusion is me ex machina. Again.&#8221; &#8220;I could have taken them,&#8221; says Odysseus, smearing bloody hands onto his bloody breastplate. &#8220;Obviously,&#8221; mumbles Laertes. &#8220;You already [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1594,1596,1595],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-athena","tag-laertes","tag-odysseus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2930,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions\/2930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}