Jodie Foster isn’t here to kill you.<\/p>\n
“There is one thing everyone knows about my life,” she says, “and it’s not this: I speak French like a native. Four years of using it exclusively, in school, and I own a home dans la patrie<\/i>. I recorded two singles there. I served on the jury at Cannes.”<\/p>\n
Throw a pen at her. You’ll miss.<\/p>\n
“But you’re going to do as I ask, in any language.” She slides around your desk with canine grace. “Aren’t you?”<\/p>\n
Tremble.<\/p>\n
“Cherchez la femme,<\/i>” she whispers, holding the photo of Maura Tierney very close. “Cherchez la femme.<\/i>“<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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