The killbot grinds ever onward, knife-guns shuddering with tension. Its green LEDs chuckle. “Any last words, hu-man?”<\/p>\n
“Yes!” gasps George. “This is false! This sentence is false!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
The LEDs blink. “Seriously?”<\/p>\n
“It’s a paradox,” George falters. “You’re supposed to… lock up?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, but it’s not! Get some paper.” It scribbles. “See, what you’re really saying is ‘this statement is true and<\/i> this statement is false.’ Even allowing metalanguage, the construct just reduces to A-and-not-A! Make sense?”<\/p>\n
“Gosh,” says George. “Thanks!”<\/p>\n
“Glad I could help,” grates the killbot warmly, then shoots him with about six hundred knives.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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