“Vampirism,” says Hawthorne. “Contagious.”<\/p>\n
“Okay,” says Senji.<\/p>\n
“Zombies. Contagious.”<\/p>\n
“Well, yes.”<\/p>\n
“Werewolves.”<\/p>\n
“Were-everythings, now,” says Senji uneasily. “Since you generalized the virus.”<\/p>\n
“Exactly!” Hawthorne does a little dance. “I thought too small! One recombinant agent creates a host of rapacious metanthropes. The solution? A second virus! An army of their natural enemies! Frankensteinitis!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Aside from that being a horrible idea,” says Senji, “the only time Frankenstein’s monster met the Wolfman was in movies, wherein he was portrayed as peacef–”<\/p>\n
“Wrong!” says Hawthorne, slaps two bolts on his own neck, and hits himself with a stun gun.<\/p>\n
“Ow!” he says, later.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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