{"id":97,"date":"2006-12-15T07:53:31","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T12:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/15\/important-safety-information-read-the-following\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T13:00:46","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T21:00:46","slug":"important-safety-information-read-the-following","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/15\/important-safety-information-read-the-following\/","title":{"rendered":"Important Safety Information &#8211; Read The Following"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul title=\"This concludes Wheeler Week on Anacrusis.  Thanks everybody, see you soon for Se&aacute;n's!\">\n<li>Reading this story will not save your life.<\/li>\n<li>It will not make you literate, intelligent, confident or cool.<\/li>\n<li>It will not reveal the right choice to make at a crucial moral crossroads.<\/li>\n<li>This story will not give you the words to say to crowds, the police or pretty girls.<\/li>\n<li>It will not give you a useful understanding of a complex subject.<\/li>\n<li>It will not give you new ideas; if anything, you now have one fewer idea to discover.<\/li>\n<li>This story is not to be used as a flotation device.<\/li>\n<li>This story, like most stories, is not useful for much at all.<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading this story will not save your life. It will not make you literate, intelligent, confident or cool. It will not reveal the right choice to make at a crucial moral crossroads. This story will not give you the words to say to crowds, the police or pretty girls. It will not give you a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2933,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/2933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}