“Do I have to keep pointing out that they are not ninja?<\/i>” grates Phillip. “Ninja were populist, silent, invisible assassins from Japan. These hapless fucks are from China and they work for a megalomaniac sorcerer.”<\/p>\n
“Let me explain the Tobias M. Dagobert Ninja Discrimination Test.” Toe grabs one of the charging mooks and thrusts him toward Phillip. “Did this man attack me with a single-edged sword?”<\/p>\n
“…Yes.”<\/p>\n
“Is he wearing black?”<\/p>\n
“Yes!”<\/p>\n
“Most importantly, does the Inverse Ninja Law apply?”<\/p>\n
“The what?”<\/p>\n
“This test has too many questions,” complains Daniel, and uses a ninja to knock down six other ninjas.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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