“Spots of time!<\/i>” shouts Wordsworth triumphantly, leaping from a hole in the continuum.<\/p>\n
“W-Wordsworth?” gasps Dylan Thomas, struggling up from his hospital bed. “Impossible!”<\/p>\n
“Nay; just possible enough,” he replies grimly. “Enough to end your insipid little career before you can be named Laureate and ruin the office–my<\/i> office–forever!” He grabs a pillow.<\/p>\n
“I can’t fight you off in this condition,” manages Thomas. “But lest I go gentle–grant me one request?”<\/p>\n
“Yes?”<\/p>\n
“Promise,” he whispers, “you’ll go back and kill Aphra Behn next.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry,” says Wordsworth, mashing pillow to face. “I need her to give Shakespeare syphillis.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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