“I’ve never heard of–”<\/p>\n
“Alectryomancy,” says Jaboullei, smiling. “Most haven’t. But we provide accuracy comparable with the leading diviners, and utilize agricultural synergy to ensure that our prices are–” he winks. “–chicken scratch.”<\/p>\n
“All right,” chuckles the peasant. “Do I just ask you or…?”<\/p>\n
A rooster fixes him with one black eye.<\/p>\n
“That’s Gallus,” says Jaboullei. “But yes, ask me.”<\/p>\n
“Um. There’s this girl–”<\/p>\n
“His brother’s already fertilizing her,” says Gallus.<\/p>\n
The peasant stares. “That almost sounded like talking!”<\/p>\n
“Do the pecking thing,” Jaboullei hisses.<\/p>\n
“Oh, yes, bock bock,<\/i>” says Gallus sarcastically, and pokes at a circle drawn in the dirt.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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