“My suit,” gasps Peter in slow horror. “It’s somehow turned… black…”<\/p>\n
Jameson squints at him. “Still looks like navy to me,” he says.<\/p>\n
“I feel so powerful!” Peter flexes. “And I know what comes with great power.”<\/p>\n
“Great responsi–”<\/p>\n
“No responsibility at all.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“We just did the corporate ethics seminar,” says Jameson. “And I’m pretty sure you’re wrong.”<\/p>\n
“Really?” says Peter. “Why don’t we discuss it over lunch?”<\/p>\n
On the way, he jerks the steering wheel and sends the car off a bridge. “To the rescue!” he cries, shoving the door open and leaping, mind’s eye thick with spiderwebs.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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