{"id":95,"date":"2006-12-19T12:39:23","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T17:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/19\/freddy\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T13:06:45","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T21:06:45","slug":"freddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/19\/freddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Freddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Se&aacute;n.  Everything else by Wikipedia.\">\n<p>RESULTS:  MODS CLAIM HOUSE FROM ROCKERS! chokes the headline before Freddy rips the paper in two and lets it flutter dramatically away.  Then he kicks his bike.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Those scootering cunts!  We&#8217;ll never have a decent speed limit again!&#8221; moans Chuck.  &#8220;Let alone the radio.  What will we do, Freddy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what we&#8217;ll do.&#8221;  Freddy throws his scarf back over his shoulder.  &#8220;We&#8217;re going to grow out of faddish politics, and let a younger generation find common ground in a new ethos called &#8216;punk.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He stands there for a while, fluttering.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t that the same as losing?&#8221; says Chuck hesitantly.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RESULTS: MODS CLAIM HOUSE FROM ROCKERS! chokes the headline before Freddy rips the paper in two and lets it flutter dramatically away. Then he kicks his bike. &#8220;Those scootering cunts! We&#8217;ll never have a decent speed limit again!&#8221; moans Chuck. &#8220;Let alone the radio. What will we do, Freddy?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what we&#8217;ll do.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1604,1605],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chuck","tag-fredy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2939,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/2939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}