{"id":939,"date":"2003-07-28T13:22:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-28T18:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/07\/28\/georgia-2\/"},"modified":"2009-02-24T11:36:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T19:36:02","slug":"georgia-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/07\/28\/georgia-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Georgia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It keeps moving, and Georgia&#8217;s starting to worry.  It&#8217;s been there for months, just the old joke that gets stale in every office:  big cardboard cutout, ha ha, put a lei on it, stick it in an empty cube.<\/p>\n<p>But it keeps moving, and nobody ever <i>sees<\/i> it move.  Everyone twitches an eyebrow to see it in a new place&#8211;everyone.  Nobody&#8217;s unsurprised.  Which means nobody&#8217;s doing it.  Georgia&#8217;s there earlier and later than anyone.  She&#8217;s been watching, she&#8217;d have seen, yet she hasn&#8217;t.  And those creepy glossy eyes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just a cardboard Crocodile Hunter, ha ha.  But what&#8217;s it hunting now?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It keeps moving, and Georgia&#8217;s starting to worry. It&#8217;s been there for months, just the old joke that gets stale in every office: big cardboard cutout, ha ha, put a lei on it, stick it in an empty cube. But it keeps moving, and nobody ever sees it move. Everyone twitches an eyebrow to see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[193],"class_list":["post-939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-georgia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1500,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions\/1500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}