“Eighteen days,” says August firmly. “To the minute.”<\/p>\n
“Lord, honey, a year,” drawls Willie. “Or better yet, don’t.”<\/p>\n
“Ooh, the same thing happened with me!” exclaims Laura. “And then that Friday, Ben\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 um, went into a coma.”<\/p>\n
“A fortnight!” says Jason happily. “Actually I just wanted to say ‘fortnight.'”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know,” says Hector, “A couple days?”<\/p>\n
“Two weeks,” says Ayane. “Four weeks. No, two weeks.”<\/p>\n
“It’s cool,” says Diego sagely. “Seriously, babe, I don’t mind. What was the question?”<\/p>\n
“Five days,” says Agnes.<\/p>\n
“A month,” says Tom.<\/p>\n
“Just ask<\/i> him, Chyler,” groans Emily, “honestly, can we talk about something else?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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