They’re playing another of Maritza’s word games. It’s a stupid one: no word shorter than three syllables. They know it’s stupid, gigglingly; she knows he knows she really just wants to show off.<\/p>\n
“Harrykins?” she asks, leaning in from the kitchenette with enticing smells behind her. “Ameliorate starvation?”<\/p>\n
Harry bites his lip, catching the “sure!” before it can escape. He hesitates.<\/p>\n
“Respondez-vous s’il-vous-plait?<\/i>” she asks, grinning, trying to run it all together.<\/p>\n
“Illegal!” he shouts triumphantly. “Sec-secondary verbiage! Monosyllabic!”<\/p>\n
“Philistine! Honestly!”<\/p>\n
“Maritza, pseudofrancophone.”<\/p>\n
What’s great, she thinks, is what he doesn’t realize: she started it to let him show off, too.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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