{"id":907,"date":"2003-10-16T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-17T02:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/10\/16\/petros\/"},"modified":"2009-02-24T21:45:38","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T05:45:38","slug":"petros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/10\/16\/petros\/","title":{"rendered":"Petros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Petros doesn&#8217;t smoke or drink.  He avoids caffeine and  excessive sugar, and the only herbs he consumes are from his kitchen window garden.  He doesn&#8217;t drop, roll, shoot, buzz, pop or snort.  He doesn&#8217;t take aspirin.<\/p>\n<p>Yet Petros is an addict.  He&#8217;s addicted to catfish:  fat, ugly Tennessee catfish, served on wax paper in an enormous basket; catfish with all the trimmings:  corn pone hush puppies, sweet pickle tartar sauce, fries cut so thick they&#8217;re still cold in the middle and cole slaw so deep in diesel mayonnaise it&#8217;d make the devil sweat.<\/p>\n<p>Someday, catfish will kill him.  Petros won&#8217;t mind.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petros doesn&#8217;t smoke or drink. He avoids caffeine and excessive sugar, and the only herbs he consumes are from his kitchen window garden. He doesn&#8217;t drop, roll, shoot, buzz, pop or snort. He doesn&#8217;t take aspirin. Yet Petros is an addict. He&#8217;s addicted to catfish: fat, ugly Tennessee catfish, served on wax paper in an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[243],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-petros"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1544,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions\/1544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}