“There must be a way up!” says Toe, slamming one fist against a column. “This is stupid! We’ve got these powers, let’s use<\/i> them! It’s just a problem we have to solve.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve got an idea,” says Tyler slowly, staring up at the stone pagoda. There are purple flashes in the clouds. “We can get one of us up there. But only one.”<\/p>\n
There’s a solemn pause, broken only by Daniel’s quiet cough.<\/p>\n
“Not bitch,” says Tyler.<\/p>\n
“Not bitch,” says Alex hastily.<\/p>\n
“Not bitch!” yells Daniel, at the same time.<\/p>\n
“Not–hey!” says Toe, snapping around, off guard. “Guys! No fair!<\/i>“<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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