Tonight they’ll sing the Cantiphoebo, and throw dried leaves on the electric fire, and breathe deeply of the smoke; they’ll crack jars and smear their faces with the sour stickiness, and their voices will rise:<\/p>\n
Phoebo, whose arms could touch all moons!<\/p>\n
Phoebo, who taught us of viscous styling products!<\/p>\n
Phoebo, who always received the finest jars of jam!<\/p>\n
And deserved them!<\/p>\n
At least Phoebo said so!<\/p>\n
Phoebo, with feet like horn and hands like gophers!<\/p>\n
Phoebo, who fuck<\/i> fucking smoke<\/i> hold on. Whoo. Okay, let’s go back<\/p>\n
Phoebo, who glowed unmatched with the light of his shellackéd hair!<\/p>\n
Phoebo!<\/p>\n
Phoebo!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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