{"id":890,"date":"2003-11-10T20:45:59","date_gmt":"2003-11-11T01:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/11\/10\/luther\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:50:35","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:50:35","slug":"luther","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/11\/10\/luther\/","title":{"rendered":"Luther"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Luther&#8217;s got his shopping list in his pocket, and it goes<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>butter<\/li>\n<li>Jared<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>and it&#8217;s everything he needs to get.  He only has unsalted butter because he&#8217;s been baking and unsalted butter is better for batter and he hiccups with laughter on that thought.  Then he laughs some more, and throws his keys as high as they&#8217;ll go, and tries to catch them before they hit the lawn.  He misses.<\/p>\n<p>He feels like some ridiculous children&#8217;s museum exhibit where everybody gets sogged and soapy, just an explosion of bubbles and a placard that nobody reads.  Butter and Jared.  Jared and butter.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luther&#8217;s got his shopping list in his pocket, and it goes butter Jared and it&#8217;s everything he needs to get. He only has unsalted butter because he&#8217;s been baking and unsalted butter is better for batter and he hiccups with laughter on that thought. Then he laughs some more, and throws his keys as high [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[198,199],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-jared","tag-luther"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1677,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/1677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}