{"id":86,"date":"2007-01-01T02:33:48","date_gmt":"2007-01-01T07:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/01\/01\/moriah\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T13:12:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T21:12:35","slug":"moriah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/01\/01\/moriah\/","title":{"rendered":"Moriah"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Cody Powell.\">\n<p>&#8220;Martha, these are NOT monkey brains!&#8221; howls the Pickle, and brandishes a spoonful of tapioca as proof.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, they aren&#8217;t,&#8221; she agrees, &#8220;and my name is Moriah.  Please put your spoon down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He does, scowling.  &#8220;I&#8217;m a pickle,&#8221; he adds hopefully.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, you are.&#8221;  Moriah pats him on the head and leans over to help Mrs. Pursey, who has transposed her own pudding with a shoe.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why do we even serve tapioca?&#8221; asks Yurt, breezing by with the dirty-dish trolley.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cheap, filling, lots of carbs,&#8221; sighs Moriah, at which point the Pickle, bright-eyed, stabs his spoon into her skull.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Martha, these are NOT monkey brains!&#8221; howls the Pickle, and brandishes a spoonful of tapioca as proof. &#8220;No, they aren&#8217;t,&#8221; she agrees, &#8220;and my name is Moriah. Please put your spoon down.&#8221; He does, scowling. &#8220;I&#8217;m a pickle,&#8221; he adds hopefully. &#8220;Yes, you are.&#8221; Moriah pats him on the head and leans over to help [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1618,1619,1620],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-moriah","tag-the-pickle","tag-yurt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2952,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/2952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}