“Do not return the gaze of a man missing a hand.” Darlene hustles down the alley. “Keep fresh holly over door and windows, for protection against those uninvited. If you are pursued, cross running water, and if you hear another curse, touch wood–”<\/p>\n
“You said you’d teach me,” grumbles Rob, stepping around broken glass. “If I listen to you, I’ll be afraid of my own shadow!”<\/p>\n
“Be afraid of your shadow,” says Darlene sharply. “Whenever possible, watch it, and keep streetlights to your back.”<\/p>\n
“What? Why?”<\/p>\n
“Because,” says fishy breath in his ear, “you’ll know if there’s someone behind you.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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