Carmel is running for his life, so he makes for the tree with the lowest branches and swings his way out of reach. Moments later the tree twangs like a bowstring as the witch rams it head-on; it sheds pine needles and a raccoon, almost. He grabs the branch next to Carmel.<\/p>\n
“Hello,” says Carmel.<\/p>\n
“Hello. What was that?”<\/p>\n
“A witch,” says Carmel. “She’s very angry because I cut off her hands.”<\/p>\n
“I have hands!” says the raccoon. He holds one out to demonstrate.<\/p>\n
“Me too!” says Carmel, and they shake hands, hanging there. It seems like the thing to do.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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