{"id":769,"date":"2004-05-18T15:03:20","date_gmt":"2004-05-18T20:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/05\/18\/the-jon-brendan-david-and-shaq-show\/"},"modified":"2009-05-06T21:24:22","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T05:24:22","slug":"the-jon-brendan-david-and-shaq-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/05\/18\/the-jon-brendan-david-and-shaq-show\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jon, Brendan, David and Shaq Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody&#8217;s playing warm keyboard chords as they fade in from commercial.  Probably a guitar, too.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Boy, I&#8217;m glad it&#8217;s dinnertime,&#8221; says Jon ruefully.<\/p>\n<p>David claps him on the back.  &#8220;Me too&#8230;  buddy.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The most important thing,&#8221; says Shaq, at the grill, &#8220;is that we learned about responsibility.  It is not right to take on things you can not handle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; nods Brendan, taking a bite of burger.  &#8220;No more adopting puppies for me.  And Shaq, thanks for clearing that up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was no problem.  Friends help each other.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We sure do!&#8221;  exclaims Jon.  &#8220;Hey, what&#8217;s in these burgers anyway?  They&#8217;re <i>great!<\/i>&#8220;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody&#8217;s playing warm keyboard chords as they fade in from commercial. Probably a guitar, too. &#8220;Boy, I&#8217;m glad it&#8217;s dinnertime,&#8221; says Jon ruefully. David claps him on the back. &#8220;Me too&#8230; buddy.&#8221; &#8220;The most important thing,&#8221; says Shaq, at the grill, &#8220;is that we learned about responsibility. It is not right to take on things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[635,636,634,637],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brendan","tag-david","tag-jon","tag-shaq"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1928,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions\/1928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}