{"id":768,"date":"2004-05-19T22:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-20T03:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/05\/19\/howitzer\/"},"modified":"2009-05-06T21:25:05","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T05:25:05","slug":"howitzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/05\/19\/howitzer\/","title":{"rendered":"Howitzer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like a squiggly line with two triangles sitting underneath it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says Goshen, &#8220;all right!  Edible shrubs here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Howitzer eyes him.  &#8220;You get &#8216;edible shrubs&#8217; from that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s hobo signs for everything, man.&#8221;  Goshen straightens from the fencepost.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think you&#8217;re screwing with me,&#8221; says Howitzer slowly.  &#8220;What&#8217;s it really say?  &#8216;Cops everywhere, leave new guy as bait?'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You shut up, man,&#8221; Goshen hisses. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You shut up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Applesauce babies!  Blackamoor!&#8221;  yelps Slebber, who runs his ethanol through used coffee filters. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I said you best stop up that sass!&#8221; roars Goshen, and swings.<\/p>\n<p>Later, the shrubs turn out pretty tasty.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like a squiggly line with two triangles sitting underneath it. &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says Goshen, &#8220;all right! Edible shrubs here!&#8221; Howitzer eyes him. &#8220;You get &#8216;edible shrubs&#8217; from that?&#8221; &#8220;There&#8217;s hobo signs for everything, man.&#8221; Goshen straightens from the fencepost. &#8220;I think you&#8217;re screwing with me,&#8221; says Howitzer slowly. &#8220;What&#8217;s it really say? &#8216;Cops everywhere, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[638,640,639],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-goshen","tag-howitzer","tag-slebber"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1930,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions\/1930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}