“Well, there’s no student scene,” says Rose. “First step in urban renewal. You need kids with free time, no money and a strong social network.”<\/p>\n
“Reading your textbooks again?” asks Holly, scanning the grass. A moment later, she stoops, coming up with a four-leaf clover.<\/p>\n
“No, my Hipster Handbook.”<\/p>\n
“That’s worse.” Holly hands the sprig to Rose, who tries to slip it into her buttonhole and is vaguely surprised to find it occupied by another one.<\/p>\n
“Hipsters decry gentrification,” she murmurs, “while simultaneously causing it.”<\/p>\n
“You’re a born anthropologist,” says Holly, and picks her seventh four-leaf to place in Rose’s hair.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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