“Weird stuff, man.” Larry shakes his head. They’re cruising Market. “The other night, okay? It’s like two in the morning and this girl calls and wakes me up. She wants to come over. I’m like fine, okay, I put some pants on and let her in. And she goes, ‘Hey, let’s watch some porn.'”<\/p>\n
“What?” says Lowell. “What?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“I know! Like girls ever want to watch porn!” Larry nods. “I was really falling asleep, though. She left after a while.”<\/p>\n
“Larry,” says Lowell, “she was trying to have sex with you.”<\/p>\n
I don’t know,” says Larry uneasily. “Man. You think so?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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