{"id":739,"date":"2004-06-29T12:24:53","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T17:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/06\/29\/joanna\/"},"modified":"2009-05-08T08:22:06","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T16:22:06","slug":"joanna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/06\/29\/joanna\/","title":{"rendered":"Joanna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joanna rinses, spits, and settles her squashy old badger on her head.  It&#8217;s still asleep, lucky thing.<\/p>\n<p>In the hall, Hoban&#8217;s securing little Madison&#8217;s new chipmunk for her&#8211;it&#8217;s her first day of school.  Joanna squats to chuck her chin.  &#8220;Look at you!  So big!  You&#8217;re going to need a raccoon in a month.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Madison giggles, and Joanna rises to kiss her husband with the tiniest hesitation.  She wishes Hoban hadn&#8217;t bought the Facelift Sables.  The color&#8217;s pretty, sure, and his skin stays taut, but vanity!   Vanity!  And anyway, the spots where their claws grip his face are starting to show.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joanna rinses, spits, and settles her squashy old badger on her head. It&#8217;s still asleep, lucky thing. In the hall, Hoban&#8217;s securing little Madison&#8217;s new chipmunk for her&#8211;it&#8217;s her first day of school. Joanna squats to chuck her chin. &#8220;Look at you! So big! You&#8217;re going to need a raccoon in a month.&#8221; Madison giggles, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[689,691,690],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hoban","tag-joanna","tag-madison"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1982,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions\/1982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}