“Did you have trouble with my email, sir?” she asks, adjusting her headset on her squashed ear.<\/p>\n
“I uh. I got that, here’s what… I still can’t… log on.<\/i>” He pronounces that last with a foreigner’s careful emphasis.<\/p>\n
“And you made sure your caps lock was off?”<\/p>\n
“No, I hadn’t.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, could you do that and then type your password?”<\/p>\n
“Sure.”<\/p>\n
Pause.<\/p>\n
“Sir? It’s working?”<\/p>\n
“Oh,” he says, “I thought you’d help me out there.”<\/p>\n
Vicki breathes carefully. “Turn the caps lock off–”<\/p>\n
“I know!” There’s desperation in his voice. “You gonna tell me how to do that or not?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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