{"id":72,"date":"2007-01-19T07:37:08","date_gmt":"2007-01-19T12:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/01\/19\/spaks\/"},"modified":"2009-07-13T15:26:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T23:26:38","slug":"spaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/01\/19\/spaks\/","title":{"rendered":"Spaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A glitch turns the city green for an afternoon, and the (green) Lord Mayor powers up the ancient patchwork of public address.  &#8220;Full chromatics will be restored soon,&#8221; crackle the bullhorns and gramophones.  &#8220;We anticipate no reboot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The morning does show improvement:  dark things are yellow, light things blue.  &#8220;Recompiling,&#8221; says the Lord Mayor, &#8220;better soon!&#8221;  By five o&#8217;clock Spaks and his shop friends have a homebrew fix.  They try it at an intersection.  The police arrive quite soon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I personally don&#8217;t mind,&#8221; says the arresting sergeant, &#8220;but it&#8217;s a matter of principle,&#8221; and Spaks&#8217;s mouth sprays gold on the wall.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A glitch turns the city green for an afternoon, and the (green) Lord Mayor powers up the ancient patchwork of public address. &#8220;Full chromatics will be restored soon,&#8221; crackle the bullhorns and gramophones. &#8220;We anticipate no reboot.&#8221; The morning does show improvement: dark things are yellow, light things blue. &#8220;Recompiling,&#8221; says the Lord Mayor, &#8220;better [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1638],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-spaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2981,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/2981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}