{"id":7,"date":"2007-04-20T03:36:01","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T08:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/04\/20\/lin\/"},"modified":"2009-07-16T14:46:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T22:46:43","slug":"lin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/04\/20\/lin\/","title":{"rendered":"Lin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Stolen from Holly, again, or at least stolen from her dream.\">\n<p>The butter&#8217;s alarm goes off.  &#8220;Barooga!&#8221; it yells, rattling the door of the fridge.  &#8220;Barooga!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop that, butter,&#8221; shouts Lin, who&#8217;s about to beat Guts Man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is a quantum entity shifting toward bakeable in the kitchen at this moment,&#8221; it replies.  &#8220;I demand that you use me to create cake!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I still think your whole existence is unethical,&#8221; groans Maggie, &#8220;and I really don&#8217;t want to make a cake right now.  Lin, seriously, did you have to get the psychic stuff?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You <i>said<\/i> psychic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I said <i>salted.<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The entity is coalescing!&#8221; bleats the butter urgently.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OH SHIT,&#8221; say the eggs.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The butter&#8217;s alarm goes off. &#8220;Barooga!&#8221; it yells, rattling the door of the fridge. &#8220;Barooga!&#8221; &#8220;Stop that, butter,&#8221; shouts Lin, who&#8217;s about to beat Guts Man. &#8220;There is a quantum entity shifting toward bakeable in the kitchen at this moment,&#8221; it replies. &#8220;I demand that you use me to create cake!&#8221; &#8220;I still think your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1701,1700],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lin","tag-maggie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3051,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions\/3051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}