{"id":697,"date":"2004-08-26T13:07:36","date_gmt":"2004-08-26T18:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/08\/26\/northwood\/"},"modified":"2009-05-14T23:02:41","modified_gmt":"2009-05-15T07:02:41","slug":"northwood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/08\/26\/northwood\/","title":{"rendered":"Northwood"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Northwood:<\/i><\/td>\nSmithfield! Smithfield!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Smithfield:<\/i><\/td>\n           Well shit! What up, Northwood?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Northwood:<\/i><\/td>\nAbout to get this bitch cold started, man.
\nDid you remember all the Natty Ice?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Smithfield:<\/i><\/td>\nHells yeah. I got that nasty shit right here.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Temjin:<\/i><\/td>\n(entrat)<\/i> Northwood! Smithfield!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Northwood:<\/i><\/td>\n           Hey T! How’d Wormy do?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Temjin:<\/i><\/td>\nHe’s set his socks on fire! You gotta see!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Worm:<\/i><\/td>\n(stocking-feet ablaze)<\/i> Hey, how’s it hangin’, boys?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Northwood:<\/i><\/td>\n           The Worm!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Smithfield:<\/i><\/td>\n                      What up!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Northwood:<\/i><\/td>\nShit… doesn’t that, like, burn?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Worm:<\/i><\/td>\nA party trick, my boys, I picked it up
\nIn Maxim yesterday. The beers help, too.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Smithfield:<\/i><\/td>\nWhoo!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
All:<\/i><\/td>\nWhooooo!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Northwood: Smithfield! Smithfield! Smithfield:            Well shit! What up, Northwood? Northwood: About to get this bitch cold started, man. Did you remember all the Natty Ice? Smithfield: Hells yeah. I got that nasty shit right here. Temjin: (entrat) Northwood! Smithfield! Northwood:            Hey T! How’d Wormy do? Temjin: He’s set his socks on fire! You gotta see! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[749,750,748,751],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-northwood","tag-smithfield","tag-temjin","tag-worm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2038,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions\/2038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}