“I need more!” Columbine gasps as he bursts into the basement office. “Please, Bollweevil, I can’t do this, I can’t keep trying to think around it!”<\/p>\n
“You knew the limits, Mister Columbine,” says Bollweevil, picking a nail, looking over his glasses. “You received a fair allotment, just like every other customer. With which of your words were you careless, Mister Columbine?”<\/p>\n
“–,” Columbine whispers. His face crumples in desperation. “Ah! The–the additive conjunction!”<\/p>\n
“You are, of course, willing to pay the overage fee.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, yes, anything!”<\/p>\n
Bollweevil smiles inside, opening a drawer to slowly, teasingly unroll a fresh strip of ands.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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