{"id":683,"date":"2004-09-15T09:15:08","date_gmt":"2004-09-15T14:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/09\/15\/dvorak\/"},"modified":"2009-05-15T23:16:30","modified_gmt":"2009-05-16T07:16:30","slug":"dvorak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/09\/15\/dvorak\/","title":{"rendered":"Dvorak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It started,&#8221; says Dvorak, &#8220;about five months ago.  My boss and I golf, and I typed up an email about being in a golf-addict support group.  Everybody liked it.  My boss put it on his door.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He sighs.  &#8220;Then someone asked me to write one for Bejeweled, it&#8217;s this little&#8230;  Anyway, it was popular.  Soon I was using the addiction-support-group joke for everything!  Shopping, cell phones, boy band music, th-the Catholic church&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He breaks off, sobbing.  &#8220;There, now,&#8221; soothes Lori.  &#8220;Does anyone have something to share with Dvorak?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You gots to check yourself,&#8221; says Ratch sagely.  Ratch always says that.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It started,&#8221; says Dvorak, &#8220;about five months ago. My boss and I golf, and I typed up an email about being in a golf-addict support group. Everybody liked it. My boss put it on his door.&#8221; He sighs. &#8220;Then someone asked me to write one for Bejeweled, it&#8217;s this little&#8230; Anyway, it was popular. Soon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[767,768,769],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dvorak","tag-lori","tag-ratch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2058,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/2058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}